Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
operation harelip BJ is a go
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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