I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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