ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
