Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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