Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I checked into jail on foursquare
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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