Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Damn victory sex feels great
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