Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
try to milk me bitch
Randomize
