I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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