so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
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