tell your sister to shave her snatch
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
