I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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