I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
third nipple confirmed
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
They left me at home... I'm a liability
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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