is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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