Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
