Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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