i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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