It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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