What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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