Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she told me i tasted like america
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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