is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Dicks are not precious.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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