the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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