I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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