i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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