singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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