Don't you send me to vm
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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