dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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