I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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