chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I didn't notice because vodka
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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