I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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