Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
