That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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