Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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