did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Come see our sink grown plant.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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