No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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