i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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