idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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