Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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