I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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