Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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