Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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