I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
well you can't waste a boner
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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