Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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