wat bout pragnant strippers??
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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