I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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