I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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