You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
