I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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