i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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