so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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