brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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