So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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