Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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