my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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