adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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