i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He shit in the fireplace
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