Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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