while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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