Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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